Sales assistant or sex assistant?

Now that I'm trying to remember how it all happened, I can't even figure out if I was trying to pick a car I wanted to buy or to pick up a chick. I never actually planned anything, though I usually do. This time it just happened. Me and my boy were looking for a van to buy, and there she was, our consultant, just what the doctor ordered. Random talk about cars and their equipage suddenly turned into talk about sex and all spicy stuff. That lad was pretty much bored with her work and her monotonous life, so we like fired it up! Not a big deal to make her spread her legs for us and let us in. That action was mad good